Hello Emily, Happy Birthday. This website was arranged anonymously with the help of numerous people and it is for the purpose of providing you the most epic happy birthday text of all time. On the first page of this site, you will find over 150 unique photos of your face, to show you that you are awesome. This includes one picture of your face from every video you have ever uploaded to youtube, and tons of photos that were sourced from entire camera rolls, group chats, social media, etc (this took hours). After you have acknowledged and enjoyed each and every one of these photos, click the button at the bottom of the page for something even more special. Good luck!

Wow! You made it! Great job! Now, click the button. Do it.